Oh, shut up! I shouldn't have shown you if you're just going to make fun of me! [You know, like he actually enjoys despite the protesting. Like all his favourite people do (except Jesus, Jesus is just too nice to tease anyone).
He vigorously combs his hair back into place with his fingers.]
Oh, those two things. Well. [He leans his head on Judas's shoulder.] They're both reliant on you and I continuing to exist. Can't be something I want that much, then.
[Dorian takes up Judas's free hand to kiss it.] I meant my offer about the acid. Burn up the writing and Dr Banner will never need to know that you're a complete idiot who thinks being forgiven is a terrible thing.
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He vigorously combs his hair back into place with his fingers.]
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[Bullying Judas is the best game.]
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[He tries to wrench his hands away, swatting at Dorian's.]
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Sucks to be you, I guess!
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[Judas gapes for a moment, forgetting everything else.]
You're an awful man.
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And I think I recall something about reveling in my status as a terrible sinner that I don't quite remember.
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[But there's a soft laugh, and Judas strokes Dorian's hair.]
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I want you to have what you want, which is basically courtesy. So it can't be rude.
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[He curls his fingers in Dorian's hair and leans back against him.]
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[Dorian takes up Judas's free hand to kiss it.] I meant my offer about the acid. Burn up the writing and Dr Banner will never need to know that you're a complete idiot who thinks being forgiven is a terrible thing.